Each and every year, the Apple corporation announces a new device that promises to blow all of the competition away... and by competition, they mean Fisher Price. These devices end up being extremely innovative and revolutionizing, although Apple usually signs exclusive deals with various companies to sell these products to their customers - for example, the iPhone, with AT&T. Mind you, AT&T has a total of eight customers, seven of which don't own phones, internet, or any other product offered by the company.
Bullet points aside, Apple this week announced the "iPad," their answer to the new "tablet" craze. The iPad is nothing more than an oversized iPod Touch, akin to the huge-ass remotes you see at the dollar store that are intended for the elderly.
Below is a picture of the iPad...
... and here are the Columbine shooters after they committed suicide.
Needless to say, Apple and the iPad can go fuck each other.
This is Morgan.
Needless to say, Apple and the iPad can go fuck each other.
This is Morgan.
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