I would like you scoundrels to meet my cousin, Von.
Von is quite the character. You might be saying to yourself, "Morgan, why are you related to whatever the hell that creature is?" Well, I'm saying to myself, "Morgan, why am I writing a blog for a bunch of thumb-sucking anus-licking handicapped scrotum-ticklers?"
Von was cited for disorderly conduct on Christmas Eve in front of an AM/PM. Evidently, in this world of human rule, where democracy has dumbed itself down to nothing more than a retarded baby with an extra pinky finger for a penis, loitering is just as bad a severing the head of a nine year old girl and then fornicating with her neck socket. Von was arrested on charges of loitering, narcotics dealing, and also matched the description of a black man accused of murdering 17 white women.
What floors me is, when these assmunching cops finally realized the mistake they made AFTER FOURTEEN GODDAMNED HOURS OF INTERROGATION, Von was handed over to animal control and was further considered for inhumane euthanasia... and by that, I can only assume that means a fat truck driving widower will run my cousin over with his Mack 43-wheeler.
While I personally can't save my dear cousin Von - I'm a fucking cat, for Christ's sake - I implore all of you; next time you see a Jewish creature such as Von, pictured above, give them a swift kick in the family jewels for me, in memory of that bastard cousin of mine - he still owes me $40.
This is Morgan.
Von is quite the character. You might be saying to yourself, "Morgan, why are you related to whatever the hell that creature is?" Well, I'm saying to myself, "Morgan, why am I writing a blog for a bunch of thumb-sucking anus-licking handicapped scrotum-ticklers?"
Von was cited for disorderly conduct on Christmas Eve in front of an AM/PM. Evidently, in this world of human rule, where democracy has dumbed itself down to nothing more than a retarded baby with an extra pinky finger for a penis, loitering is just as bad a severing the head of a nine year old girl and then fornicating with her neck socket. Von was arrested on charges of loitering, narcotics dealing, and also matched the description of a black man accused of murdering 17 white women.
What floors me is, when these assmunching cops finally realized the mistake they made AFTER FOURTEEN GODDAMNED HOURS OF INTERROGATION, Von was handed over to animal control and was further considered for inhumane euthanasia... and by that, I can only assume that means a fat truck driving widower will run my cousin over with his Mack 43-wheeler.
While I personally can't save my dear cousin Von - I'm a fucking cat, for Christ's sake - I implore all of you; next time you see a Jewish creature such as Von, pictured above, give them a swift kick in the family jewels for me, in memory of that bastard cousin of mine - he still owes me $40.
This is Morgan.
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