Monday, December 21, 2009

Stupid Human Dies

Mazeltov, Jewish readers.

I'd like to take the opportunity to speak of the death of actress Angela Lansbury.


"JK LOL," as you twenty-seven-year-old virgins say over your World of Warcraft games. In all seriousness, though, Brittany Murphy was a closet homosexual, and I have no doubt that they serve sandwiches in Hell for this washed up drug-addled has-been.

Luanne Platter was a slut and so were you.

This is Morgan.

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